dearest ed,

you are a dumb cunt, suck my big toe and choke on it. if I could drive, I’d hit you with a bus. twice. then when you’re in the hospital, I would unplug your life support to charge my toaster. then throw it in a bathtub with you.

if you existed, I would personally make your life hell. you deserve it. no amount of words will ever make you understand that, so now I’m going to call you names =)

fuck you, you two timing cheapskate wanna be Vogue cover with cross eyes. your shit has better personality than you. you are the living version of burnt toast, unwanted, ashy, and absolutely vile. your personality is soggy and washed up. if I could choose between you and watching a logan paul video, I’d choose logan paul. then I’d accidentally hit you with a Ford F-150. I hope you choke on the shit you spew everywhere, because despite the fact I haven’t taken lax you still spit diarrhea every time you talk. If only someone gave a fuck about anything you said.

you’re contagious and hypocritical and a liar and stupid and incompetent and annoying and a pain.

so to my eating disorder

fuck you. =)